Animals as Leaders - The Joy of Motion LIVE Review , wait is that possible ?

So, what we got here is Animals as Leaders. Hail PETA ! "Ka$cade" , on and suddenly I remembered that I write some crappy reviews. So opened up MS Word to write what I feel. I am thinking to adapt a new style, like live reviewing. FUCK ! Progressive metal = Animals as Leaders. I missed them, Bangalore Open Air 2013. I don’t regret as I was badly broke (everyone hopefully knows that I am always broke). The new album The Joy of Motion is the Joy of Motion, I mean it’s the joy of how fingers on the guitar keeps on moving from one end to another and creating such blissful noise which is quiet magnificent (“Lippincot” playing). I was trying to mash up vocals with the compositions and guess what my brain doesn’t approves vocals. Suddenly, I am regretting for not catching them live ("Air Chrysalis" playing). Anyway the album must have been reviewed everywhere, so go and read those stuffs. I am just saying what I feel about this album, fuck what was that (minimizing and checking the track name “Another Year”). Suddenly I am in 80’s , I see everyone in the party, dancing and making eye contacts, shaking the hip, Oh wait is that a bass guitar ? (“Physical Education” playing). The groove and the solos are absolutely….wait a minute! Don’t play like this, I am in 90’s now..walking towards an empty black something like space. What the fuck, am not high! What ? I am fighting against some anime characters! Why this album is so much weighing in my imaginative side? (“Tooth and Claw” begins), wonderful, absolutely giving me the rhythm to feel the breakdowns, the groove and reminding of INTERVALS. Now where do you Mr.Solo come from? I was breaking my head! Grrrrrr, wait its actually good, some scales, fingering magics and still Mr.Solo keeps on crying. What? Yes, give me A, give me another A, jump jump jump, what the fuck is this song , (minimize , copy paste - "Crescent" ). Absolutely brilliant writing, I don’t even know which instrument to listen fuck! Okay, now some melody, but tricky ones, playing with my tempo of enjoying. Is that Progressive music is all about? Changing clothes like Bollywood music videos ? Its good actually, makes you look tougher.

Wait am I done? No, “ The Future That Awaited Me”; feel that scratch the sound is doing in my heart. Wait a second, ("Para Mexer"  playing) this reminds me of Spanish fantasies I had always. I am playing Mario ("The Woven Web" ). I just jumped off of my bed ("Mind-Spun") along with my mind. I am attacked by zombies now! Rrrrrrrrrr! I want blood,bye! ("Nephele"), Mr.Solo is back! I am wearing a hat, that lady took my heart away.....where are my cows? Wait, Lungi Dance and fade away. 

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